- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock knock OCD

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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