eoin burgin is fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Anti Joke

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