What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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