- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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