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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Albert <3 Hunter

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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