Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Anti Joke

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