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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

your so fat. your fat!

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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