Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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