- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

David Cameron

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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