- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Cheese

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Balls

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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