A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Emily Walker.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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