- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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