Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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