Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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