- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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