Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

An anti-joke

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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