Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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