Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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