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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A man did not like this site

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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