knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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