Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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