Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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