Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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