- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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