Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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