- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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