- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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