- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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