- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Justin Bieber

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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