Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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