- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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