- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Dwarf Shortage

My cat just died.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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