- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

God is real.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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