- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hello

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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