- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Japan

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Small Penis.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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