Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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