- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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