Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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