Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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