A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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