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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man? Rob

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

salad days!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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