What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A dancer walks into a barre

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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