Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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12 in general

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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