Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I'm Coming

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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YOU

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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