- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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