- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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