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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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