- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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