- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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