- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

kennah campion when she talks

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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