- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

4 hours later.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

non poop

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

A chicken walks into a barn.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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