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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What does? 42

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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