There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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