- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's worse than this That :(

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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