- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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