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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I'm so punny.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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