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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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