- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

will you like this joke my sources say no

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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