A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Tony Romo

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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