What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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