Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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