- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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