What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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i saw amango it splootered

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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