What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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