A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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