a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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