A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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God is real.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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