- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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