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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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