roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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dallen loves penis

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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