- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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