What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Hello

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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