I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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WNBA

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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White men's rights

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Once upon a time a was born

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Women's rights.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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this website is a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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