I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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