- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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