- Anti Joke

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Horse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAN'T BE UNSEENMEANWHILE INOBJECTIFACESCUMBAG STEVESHIT BRIX CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! TwitterRssPOPULAR NEWEST RANDOM WRITE YOUR OWN! Anti Joke logo Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! Solve Media Puzzle Challenge Your Answer Solve Media New PuzzleSwitch to audio puzzleMore Information... I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service Submit Anti Joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Our Updated iOS App! We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn’t make the original cut (like comments) but they’ll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here. The Anti Joke Book NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we’ve resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book! MOAR?? Want more? You might be interested in… Anti-Joke Chicken Anti-Joke Triceratops Download Our Free App! Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved! available on the app store! Pictures From Our Other Sites Extremeadvertisements-com-5cfadf EXTREME ADVERTISING Perfectlytimedphotos-com-b58760 PERFECTLY TIMED PHOTOS Ratemyexgf-com-633509 RATE MY EX GIRLFRIEND Ratemybattlestation-com-7e4d51 RATE MY BATTLESTATION Meanwhile-on-nascar-adc088 MEANWHILE IN Spoiledphotos-1218961875-34918 SPOILED PHOTOS Quotes From Other Sites “Five dollar women... WOO!.” via: Anti-Pickup Line “Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar.” via: Clarksonisms “Habanero flavourd knives and forks.” via: Pointless Inventions “the power to sh*t brix at will!.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “You think you so slick with all your digs at my small Asian penis, but you didn't think this one through because you are no....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeAnti-Pickup LineethugtxtPointless InventionsThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBox

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops