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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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