Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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