The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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