Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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