Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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school homewrok

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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