What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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