What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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