- Anti Joke

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.