What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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