What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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