How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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