- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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