Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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