what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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