- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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