Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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