why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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