How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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