- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

My cat just died.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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