TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Jovan

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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