Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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