Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Pickles

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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