There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Chlamydia

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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