- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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