- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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