How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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