So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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