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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mom.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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