Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Fat? Jesse Z

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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