How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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