- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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