Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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