Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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