Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Fat? Jesse Z

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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