Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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One, two, three, four and five

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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