- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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