A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

a irish man walks past a bar

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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