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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

call me maybe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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