Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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