- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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