A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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