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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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