Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

The Princess is in another castle

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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