- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock knock Fuck off!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Matthew Wyckoff

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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