Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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