What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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girls basketball

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Penis.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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