what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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