- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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