- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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