Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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