What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Sarah Palin.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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