- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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