- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Chick Norris... Enough said

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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